Archive | October, 2012

Bruce Springsteen, Aasmah Mir, Michelangelo and The Barca Chapel.

24 Oct

Good Morning,

When you walk down the tunnel of Barcelona’s Camp Nou stadium, you find a small chapel half way down on your right hand side. It is quite an odd place in which to find a place of worship. I am not sure how often it is actually used or indeed by whom? Perhaps, visiting players pop in for a brief minute or two to pray for clemency or mercy or inspiration before making their way out into the old stadium to face the natives?

Alternatively, perhaps it is more used by players walking back up the tunnel– this time giving thanks for……well who knows what?

Carrying on down the tunnel and leaving the chapel behind, the flooring slopes away quite steeply which has the effect of slightly hurrying your advance to the mouth of the tunnel and out onto the playing surface where the far stand rises up and up into the heavens. Maybe it is to those heavens that you are meant to pray back in the chapel. To your God or Gods of whatever denomination.

On a non match day you will see that some of the seats have been painted to read ” Mes Que un club” in large letters and if you know your history you will know that the Barcelona strip is said to be based on the uniform of the Swiss Guard in Rome with their multi-coloured tunics, and  if you know your Roman History you will know that those tunics are said to have been designed by Michelangelo, Painter of the Sistine Chapel, sculptor of the Pieta, the only renaissance artist to have been dubbed “Maestro” in all the faculties of the arts — Sculpting, Painting , Architecture and even Engineering — by all his contemporaries and subsequent artists.

Michelangelo was the first artist ever to have been still living when someone wrote a biography of him. In his life time, he was openly referred to as ” IL DIVINO”– The Divine One– such was his status in Rome and in the world of art.

There is something divine surrounding Barcelona FC and its stadium.

I was there last May and wandered around the stadium and the museum and exhibition for a few hours.

I was in Barcelona for the weekend, and the night before I had been at another stadium– this time the Olympic Stadium– to see and listen to an altogether different experience in the form of Bruce Springsteen and his E Street Band.

So, there I was.Wandering between the interactive screens showing great Barca teams and players of the past, passing the endless array of glittering trophies in the trophy cabinets, the constant memorabilia of signed boots balls and shirts and drinking up the Barca experience.

Of course I should add that the concert of the night before had been sandwiched in between more than a few drinks, and the Barca tour was undertaken in that familiar fug experienced by a middle aged man who still attempts to burn the candle at both ends like a teenager— occasionally.

Perhaps that was why I was wearing the shirt– although in truth I know that drink played no real part in the decision. The shirt had been packed when its owner was in a sober state and was placed in the case with the intent of wearing it in the Camp Nou. It was a polo shirt bearing a discreet designer logo belonging to an internationally known ” designer” brand. However, It just happened to bear green and white hoops!

It was my daft, mental and internally satisfying way of sending a message to my Catalan hosts and anyone else who cared to notice– the message was “WE” are here!

Yesterday, Celtic Football Club came to Barcelona to ply their stock in trade. That stock in trade is to play football and compete:To support a football team: To support football and sport: To laugh and sing, eat and drink.: To greet and meet old friends and new: To gather in the name of Celtic Football Club and take in the vibe of a foreign city on match day, and to show a foreign city the “Celtic Vibe” on such a day.

The Barcelona team itself has a wealth of stars– names which trip off the tongue so easily that I do not need to mention them. However their real star is their system and ability— a combination of which allows them to move off the ball, accept, receive and return a pass all in the space of a tenement close mouth– and all at bewildering speed. The move for their first goal last night was completed at such pace that there was notable camera shake in the TV coverage trying to film the movement of the ball. Bewilderingly fast and beautiful to watch.

I have no idea who started this system, but I do know that it goes back years. Players such as Valdes, Puyol, Iniesta and Xavi have been at the Catalan club for so long now that they must have an accumulated age of around 400. They have been playing there and in that system for ever it seems.

Perhaps it was Pep Guardiola who started this method of play when he was youth team coach. Perhaps it was Frank Rijkaard who introduced this passing phenomena? I do not know– but what I do know is that it took time to perfect and takes time to instill in others who come to the club. Also, apparently in training sessions, the players are given just six seconds to recover the ball from an opposing team– and in the event that they don’t they are instructed to fall back and invite the opposing team on where they will attack the ball again in waves.

Such tactics, such organisation, such belief in their ability to implement a system and style of play is a thing of footballing beauty– just as much as any individual piece of dazzling skill.

Not long after my return from Barcelona in May I found myself in a petrol station paying for fuel. I was conscious of there being a queue behind me with the man at my back being a large hooded figure in a sweat shirt  of no discernible fashion. He might have slept in it.

I turned and found myself looking at the bearded Christ like face of Giorgios Samaras– simply standing quietly behind me, waiting in the queue and doing everything possible to be as anonymous as can be.

I wonder if folk in Barcelona occasionally bump into Messi or Iniesta at a petrol station or down the supermarket?

Samaras. The guy of whom Neil Lennon said ” we see something in him, and it is my job to bring it out!”– when some wanted to sell him. He is a bit of a phenomena is Giorgios. Apparently a” lovely lad” according to Gordon Strachan and someone who “gets” the club and had the desire to stay when things were not going so well for him.

Then I think of Forster– whom Neil Lennon pursued relentlessly and who seems destined now to make his reputation with Celtic– by the way ” make a reputation with Celtic” is a phrase I associate with a certain Mr Larsson.

Scott Brown, who once sported a mad mohican haircut with Hibs and who had a right good kick and spat with his current manager in his playing days, has matured not just into team captain but club captain. Occasionally Brown exhibits that old arrogance al la Broony– but more often than not we now see a dignified Brown, an ambassador of whom you here no paper talk and who will have been at this club for seven years or more by the time his current contract comes to an end. Under Lennon, Brown has become consistent, regular — a force of drive and inspiration.

I could go on about the Honduran, the Welshmen, The Kenyan, The Israeli, The Nigerian, The Swedish right back and the striker from glamorous Scunthorpe, and then mention Charlie the prodigal son, diminutive James, Tony the Kilowatt and the man from the house of Commons– all of whom have been brought together by the Lurgan boy with a shard of steel plate in his back who was at one time told that he might just have to forget a career in football.

All in the space of two and a bit years.

Whilst this team do not– indeed cannot— play the passing game of Barcelona— They play to a system, and with a knowledge of and a confidence in that system, which is also developing into a thing of beauty. There is a feel and air to this Celtic team which has every bit the feel of teams from yesteryear who sent out a message of ” we will really give you a game– no matter who you are!”.

And they can play– maybe not to a Barca standard, maybe not in that style– but in a style that reflects their own talents and strengths and those of their manager– they are strong, can read the game, know their positions, show discipline and organisation, work off the ball and with the ball with skill, and perhaps most importantly of all they fire the imagination and zeal of those who follow this club– and that includes themselves and their team mates– win lose or draw.

Last night the newsreader and broadcaster Aasmah Mir sent out a two word tweet– it said– “SIGH-ALMOST”!

Some of her many thousand Twitter followers immediately responded– they were puzzled:

She then added:

“Drowning my sorrows with some Patatas Bravas on the Diagonal”

It is her way of saying “WE” were here.

A London dwelling daughter of Pakistani Immigrants, born in Glasgow, In Barcelona following a team she once described with the words ” They are Gods!”.

That is pretty inspiring and brings out a sense of pride in me.

The Barcelona Stewards get football fans from all over Europe coming to their ground on match days and non match days. I imagine that they are like stewards at any other ground– there to do a job and take in the football. After the game last night the Barca tannoy rang out with Glen Daly, The Fields of Athenrye, and you’ll never walk alone. I am told that the Celtic fans sang along as the stadium emptied.

It was their way of saying “WE” were here– and apparently the Catalan stewards gave then a round of applause as they eventually left the stadium. I have never heard of that before– and I have followed football all over for decades.

My son sent me a text from Strathclyde University Union where he watched the game last night. He said that there was a great atmosphere and was very busy. He pointed out that there was singing throughout the game– and that singing continued long after the final whistle. Students saying “WE” are here.

“Here” is not necessarily a physical destination. It is a mental and spiritual place, a place where you find belief and joy and confidence. Perhaps it is a chapel in a metaphysical tunnel– or perhaps it is a right good football team and a few pints. Mo matter what or where it is– this Celtic team and their supporters are “Here”!

So this morning I wake after my team have lost— well they lost a match but perhaps they won something else. There is a belief here. A belief that can be felt by the fans whether they be students, broadcasters, or anything else– and if the fans can feel it then I am sure that Neil Lennon and his players can feel it.

Barca have had over a decade to find their players and their system. They have seemingly endless money– although a huge amount of debt– and can afford just about any player on earth should they choose to buy. Lennon doesn’t have that kind of timescale or budget, but by god he is doing a magnificent job with the talent that he has assembled and no one should under estimate his own talent which is still developing and emerging.

I think back to my trip through the Camp Nou and this morning I remember precisely that on a couple of occasions I found myself singing away to myself– a relic of the concert the night before.

The boy from the Jersey shore wrote a song that could have been written about Celtic and Barcelona football clubs– The ties that bind– and yes I was singing that in the Camp Nou.

However the song was quickly replaced by another Bruce Lyric and it seems most apt this morning.

” You can’t start a fire without a spark……” and there is a real bright spark in the Celtic dugout and the fire is sure to come.

Barcelona: WE were here!

Aside

By the Rivers of Babylon and Fifty shades of Whyte

23 Oct

Good Morning,

According to legend, in the Sixth Century BC, a man by the name of Belshazzar– later sometimes called Balthazar– came to power and became King. Those of you who are historians or biblical scholars will recognise the name– as again legend and biblical account says Belshazzer  was the last King of Babylon.

All that remains of the original ancient famed city of Babylon today is a mound of broken mud-brick buildings and debris in the Mesopotamian plain between the Tigris and Euphrates rivers– The Rivers of Babylon. The ancient city itself was built upon the Euphrates, and divided in equal parts along its left and right banks, with steep embankments to contain the river’s seasonal floods. The site is actually about 55 miles south of Baghdad in modern day Iraq, and of course today it is nothing like the bustling city full of temptation and vice as portrayed in biblical epics a la Hollywood, in ancient histories and yes… even as referred to in the bible.

I am no biblical scholar at all, but the word Babylon conjures up images of  a great city and kingdom, which teemed with riches, big city riches, temptations, adventures and vices which ultimately lead to rack and ruin– both physically and spiritually.

All good and interesting stuff you may say, but ultimately if biblical history or the study of ancient history & myth is not your bag, then a discussion of Babylon and Babylonians in general could be dismissed as irrelevant and boring drivel– especially on a football forum.

Yet, such a view would be completely and utterly wrong, because the entire game of football– and indeed our everyday lives are in fact governed by the Babylonians and their practices– pratcices that have existed for more than 4000 years.

You see, the Babylonians gave us something other than a city full of vice and temptations. They provided the most advanced and practiced mathematical system of counting, calculating, measuring and so on. The system determined geometry, engineering and all sorts of everyday practical things.

For example the Babylonian scheme of counting was all calculated to a base of 60–as opposed to the decimal 10– and so it was they who started to divide the day into 24 separate hours, each in turn divided into 60 minutes with each in turn divided into 60 seconds. Accordingly, there is no modern sporting endeavor- and practically no modern activity of any kind — that is not in some way measured against or by Babylonian Mathematics and systems. A Football Match is meant to last precisely one and a half  Babylonian measures– divided equally into two segments or halves!

When it comes to any activity that involves a race against time then the winner is declared by measuring all the competitors against the Babylonian scale………. or does it?

Yesterday, one of the most lauded international sportsmen of all time was stripped of all sporting history, integrity and dignity despite– and indeed perhaps because of— his consistent ability to be the best when measured on the Babylonian timescale.

Lance Armstrong has ” no place in cycling ” according to Pat McQuaid of The International Cycling Union (UCI). Cycling’s governing body upheld the 1,000 page report from the US anti doping agency (USADA) and condemned Lance’s hitherto “hero” status to the dustbin. That report was based upon many personal statements and testimonies, and modern day scientific analysis of tests carried out on samples of Armstrong’s blood taken from past races. In short, Armstrong’s blood counts were abnormal on a number of occasions– as were those of his team mates– leading to the conclusion that such results can only have come about as a result of his having taken banned substances. To put it another way— despite being first over the line, despite being fastest round the course and having the best times when touring around France in the greatest cycle race in history, Lance lost out to another Babylonian type counting system. This is a system which can accurately measure your blood cells and reveal a true measure of whether you have doped or cheated or not, and at the end of the Babylonian day Lance lost out to the counting system. He succumbed to the vices and temptations of money and cheating and ultimately met his own doom and destruction just like the ancient city itself.

Yet this is far from the end of the Armstrong affair. It is only the end of the beginning so to speak. The decision yesterday was a disaster– albeit an inevitable disaster– for Armstrong.

He has already seen a complete reversal of policy by Nike who have now abandoned Armstrong despite years of defending their man in the face of drug and doping allegations. The sports company have released a statement saying that they were “betrayed and misled” by the man in the yellow jersey. They may well sue him.

Mind you, they may not have to bother themselves too much as Armstrong already faces a massive claim for damages from the US Postal Service who sponsored his team and pumped in millions on the basis that he was the “winner” of the Tour de France on successive occasions. What’s more, that sponsorship– from US Postal and others– became ever bigger on the back of Lance’s repeated anti doping declarations and his “clean” image becoming ever more prevalent with the resultant public perception of Lance the hero.

Contractually, Lance was rewarded financially– to the tune of millions– for every time he won the Tour de France.

Well, as of yesterday he did not win the Tour de France once let alone 7  times and he was unanimously declared unclean in the eyes of his sport with the result that his legal and technical defence to a claim for $120 Million has disappeared over the hill. Contratually, and now legally, Lance obtained that money on a false pretence.

However, it doesn’t end there. A few years back Lance took to the courts and gave evidence under oath in a variety of legal forums– where he was answering depositions or where he was pursuing former team mates and employees in an attempt to shut them up. Alas the problem with testimony given under oath is that if it turns out to be untrue– especially when the witness stands to gain by telling untruths— then there is a risk of being charged with perjury, and if convicted the result can often be an enforced stay within four walls with not an alp in sight for a very long time.

In totally condemning Armstrong yesterday, Pat McQuaid of the UCI took a bit of a gamble, because it is said that the UCI knew all along that Armstrong was cheating and did their best to cover it up or at least look the other way as often as they could. They did not want their big star taken down, they did not want the scandal and they did want the money that Armstrong brought to the sport– so he was allowed to get away with it.

The gamble from yesterday is that McQuaid came out and said all this was nonsense and that they knew nothing. He said that while they may have made the odd mistake, the UCI always acted with integrity and in the best interests of the sport. They did the best with the doping technology they had available and that they shouldn’t be criticized because Armstrong cheated and got away with it.

Almost immediately, David Walsh, the lead sports writer for the Sunday Times, branded McQuaid’s statement as a disgrace as it lacked any contrition, offered no solace to clean competitors like Christophe Bassons who was run out of the sport ( by the way the Bassons story deserves a post on its own as he was absolutely ruined by the entire Tour de France peloton and organisation who shirked all sporting integrity unlike the SFL clubs recently ) and which statement just failed to mention how the UCI knew that Armstrong was at best “dodgy” and that they failed to carry out any proper scrutiny and checks on their champion for fear of the consequences.

Of course the one person who can come out and make it plain that the UCI were complicit all along is Lance Armstrong– but if he comes clean now– or indeed ever– then he will be financially ruined and in all probability face a period of time in jail for perjury and possibly for other matters such as obtaining money under false pretences or similar. Call it fraud, call it embezzlement, call it what you will— not only will Lance not speak– Lance can’t afford to speak. Unless of course he comes clean and issues a full confession and names the names who knew– with the financial promise of a book deal and film rights to ease his financial pain?

In many ways Armstrong is in a similar position to Sir David Murray. No matter what the outcome and the detail of the FTT decision, Murray will never accept any wrongdoing and will hold to the line that he and MIH– and indeed Rangers– always acted in the belief that what they were doing was legal and that they had taken legal advice which steered them down that course.

The problem with legal advice is that lawyers– especially the big firms with big reputations– always want to cover their back ( rightly so ) and as a result any such advice is always explicit, caveated, and given against a background of facts as provided by the client. If the client omits salient facts or practices then the advice is as worthwhile as a chocolate watch on a hot day.

Murray will never admit that he was wrong for fear of being sued. In the same way that Lance rubbished the USADA report and always will, Murray will never accept an adverse judgement– he can’t.

He had a share release in 2004 and invited people to part with their cash in return for shares in a company which he ran. If he accepts that he periled that company by way of an illegal tax scheme then he may face a claim or two in the courts as any investment is now worthless. Remember too that the vast majority of the money “raised” on that share release came from MIH who in turn borrowed from HBOS (now Lloyds) and it might just be that the bank are not getting all their money back from MIH– so they may just take a wee interest in the detail of the FTT decision.

Richard Wilson suggests in this morning’s Herald that some players may be chased for unpaid tax. This may be the first time that a major newspaper has openly accepted that such a position is possible and many former players may be paying a visit to their lawyers to check the position.

Armstrong was condemned for his treatment of other US Postal team mates– forcing them and cajoling them to take EPO and other substances or lose their place on the team and the financial rewards that come with it. Even before the FTT decision– and remember that the tribunal heard evidence on each and every EBT under operation– we are already aware of players who have said that they were told that this was the way they were going to be paid if they wanted to play at Ibrox. If you were not prepared to accept that then you were on your bike. You could take it or leave it. That was the Murray way– not unlike Lance.

The reaction of the press to the recent statements of Craig Whyte also make for interesting reading. Jim Traynor dismisses Whyte as a fecund liar whose every statement is just to be treated as balderdash. Tom English stated on radio that Whyte threatened to sue anyone who suggested that Rangers PLC would go into Administration, and thus ( according to English ) he has to be lying when he said to Chris McLaughlin that Administration was always viewed as a possibility. With respect to Tom that argument doesn’t stack up. Whyte would threaten to sue anyone who was in danger of revealing the truth– that Administration loomed large and real— purely to hide and disguise the truth—again just like Armstrong.

The problem with Whyte is that he never releases a statement that is wholly untrue– there are always truths in there.

: Rangers PLC was unsalable and a financial basket case when he got it because of the Big Tax Case

: Rangers had dealt with Ticketus before– just not on his scale

: Rangers did have an operating hole of around £10 Million per year– later confirmed  by the Duff & Phelps figures.

: He appears to have believed that they could go into Administration and come out again within a few short weeks. Duff & Phelps said exactly the same thing at their very first press conference.

: Rangers PLC would have gone bust with or without Craig Whyte

And so on and on.

These are truths– but they get lost amongst the other nonsense that Whyte spouts so easily and carelessly.

That is the problem with the MBB– there are fifty shades of Whyte in any one set of statements and releases, and hitherto the Scottish Press have swallowed the lot and have been made to look foolish instead of standing back and questioning exactly what he says. I wonder how some journo’s and editors felt when Whyte said that he never put it about that he was a Billionaire with untold wealth? Was that why Jim Traynor was so angry– because his paper certainly championed that line at first. Remember he was going to front load Super Ally’s war chest!!! The reality was that he couldn’t front load a washing machine in a laundrette!

Yet with Murray, the papers still swallow every word without question. Last week it was announced that he met with Charles Green to agree the sale of Edmiston House at a favourable  price, so that green could turn it into an Hotel and Casino! For a start, the property is empty and has been on the market for ages so in this buyers market it is likely that the buyer will get a favourable price unless the seller knows that the buyer is desperate for some reason. Yet stop and think for a minute– who owns that building? Might it be MIH? If so, that company is no longer controlled by Murray– its controlled by Lloyds, so what exactly was Green doing talking to Murray because he does not have the power to sell he haw without the banks consent. If it is an MIH property then it is a bank decision– and not a Murray one. Oh and by the way– a Casino and Hotel? If you got the building for nothing do you know what it would cost to turn it into a Casino and Hotel? Bloody Fortunes. Mind you if you were prepared to spend the money on such a venture and not buy any players for say a decade then you might make  a few quid– if you think that is a good destination for a Casino and Hotel?

Whyte tells all sorts of Porkies but he is absolutely right when he says that Murray is the lead contributor to the downfall of Rangers. It was he who brought the club to ruin. It is he who faces ruin if the truth really comes out, and like the oft mentioned omerta that is used to describe the silence that surrounded Armstrong and the drug taking in cycling, the silence from all the participants and witnesses who gave evidence to the FTT will be difficult to maintain once the detail is released. It is he who for years attempted to disguise the fact that Rangers PLC was already ruined financially– long before the appearance of Craig Whyte.

Further, like the UCI, the sporting bodies– the blazers, office holders, hangers on and cow towers going back 20 years– will disown anybody who is clearly exposed as having blatantly broken the rules. They cannot afford the criticism that they should have done more, or that they slept while Murray and his fellow board members pulled the wool over their eyes. They certainly cannot afford to be seen to be shouldering any of the blame or suggestion that they looked the other way for fear of the consequences. The FTT and the Independent Tribunal decisions will see them run a mile from their former champions with the result that they will condemn and denounce the wrongdoers in the belief, and the hope, that those wrongdoers will not be too vocal or say anything which would implicate even worse wrongdoing for fear of the consequences– again just like Armstrong.

The evidence before the FTT will have been given under oath. It will have been recorded meticulously and in detail. It will be written on in detail and examined for veracity, accuracy an credibility. If what was said under oath doesn’t turn out to be quite the same as was said elsewhere– such as in a share prospectus, or in documents submitted to a bank or to the SFA or to the SPL or even in a newspaper, then there could be …. well….. consequences! Big Consequences.

As for the outcome of the FTT and the decision of the Independent Judicial Panel due to sit next month– and by that I don’t mean the ultimate decision alone– I mean the detail, the nitty gritty, the step by step explanation, the paper chase and the detailed facts of who signed what and submitted it where, when and to whom — well that all just takes me back the Belshazzar and the Babylonians.

The story goes that during a drunken feast, Belshazzar uses the holy golden and silver vessels, from Solomon’s Temple, to praise ‘the gods of gold and silver, brass, iron, wood, and stone’. Soon afterward, a hand appears and writes the following words on the wall of the royal palace:
Mene, Mene, Tekel u-Pharsin

Belshazzar calls his advisers and asks them to attempt to interpret the meaning. However, their conclusions are meaningless: “two minas, a shekel and two parts”. Belshazzar is left none the wiser.  As a result the King sends for Daniel, an exiled Israelite taken from Jerusalem, who had served in high office under Nebuchadnezzar.

The meaning that Daniel decrypts from these words is based on passive verbs corresponding to the measure names, “numbered, weighed, divided.”

According to Daniel, this is the writing that was inscribed:” mina, mina, shekel, half-mina”. This is the interpretation of the matter:

mina—– God has numbered the days of your kingdom and brought it to an end;

shekel—— you have been weighed on the scales and found wanting;

half-mina—– your kingdom is divided and given to the Medes and Persians.- Daniel 5:25-28

Although usually left untranslated in English translations of Daniel, these words are known Aramaic names of measures of currency: MENE, a mina (from the root meaning “to count”), TEKEL, a spelling of shekel (from the root meaning “to weigh”), PERES, half a mina (from the root meaning “to divide”, but additionally resembling the word for “Persia”). The last word (prs) he read as peres not parsin. His free choice of interpretation and decoding revealed the menacing subtext:

“Thou art weighed in the balance and art found wanting.”

The divine menace against the dissolute Belshazzar, whose kingdom was to be divided between the Medes and Persians, was swiftly realized. That very night King Belshazzar is slain, and Darius the Mede becomes King.

The Kingdom of Lance Armstrong had its days numbered from long ago. That Kingdom, his version of events, his legacy, his influence and all that flowed into it and from it, has been weighed and found wanting, and the resultant court cases may well see the spoils of his folly divided among his creditors.

All of that might sound a bit too biblical in its description but think on this.

It is the story of Belshazzar and Daniel, and Daniel’s subsequent interpretation of the words “Mene, Mene, Tekel u-Pharsin” that give us one of the most commonly used English phrases of all time.

A phrase that Lance Armstrong and David Murray ignored at their peril.

The phrase concerned?

THE WRITING’S ON THE WALL!

The Dalmahoy Starter between the sticks.

8 Oct

3 December, 2011 at 11:15

Good Morning,

Let’s wander on a journey which briefly takes us away from these shores on an otherwise bleak morning.

Let us start our trip in the proud Etruscan town of Lucca in Tuscany. These days Lucca is renowned for its architecture, its resplendent renaissance city walls and the very fine music festivals that take place there each summer. It was the birth place of Giacomo Puccini and so has resounded to the odd good tune for centuries.

Interestingly, as far back as the 6th century, it was unique amongst “Italian” cities in that it had an Irish Bishop–one Frediano.

However, let us come forward in time to the 1920′s. Mussolini has seized power in Italy and is well on his way to declaring himself Il Duce and “Founder of the Empire”.

In any event, On June 4th 1924 a young couple in Lucca gave birth to a son. Italy was on the up under the fascist dictator – despite the fact that an Irish woman called Violet Gibson had shot Il Duce in the nose in April 1926 – and there is no doubt that the sunshine and climate would be a great improvement on the harsh Scottish rain that we see here.

Notwithstanding the weather difference, in 1927 the young Italian couple gave up their home in Lucca and travelled to Scotland where they eventually settled in the — eh— the equally picturesque setting of——- Armadale!!!!

Armadale?   Yes Armadale!!!!

Father of the family eventually opened a fish and chip shop and it was reputed to be the best fish and chip shop in the area. Of course later, in the war years, things were not too good here for Italians and many were treated disgracefully. In this instance, Dad was interned for a short time on the Isle of Man.

Anyway I digress, because we are really interested in the boy who was born in Lucca in 1924. He of course was schooled in Scotland, loved his football and played a bit for Armadale Thistle. He was even given a trial by Hearts but eventually he was “Chuffed to bits”, to use his own words, when he was signed by the famous Glasgow Celtic.

He spent just over 4 years at Celtic park between 1944 and 1948 and appeared for the first team on a grand total of 5 times during that entire period!

Remember, that the Celtic team at that time were noted for being very poor indeed, with the forward line being dubbed the “5 sorrowful mysteries”. The results ranged from “inconsistent” to” poor” and many of the Celtic faithful would go to the games fully expecting to lose. You would therefore be entitled to presume that if the young Italian could only get 5 games in 4 years he must have been even worse than the poor team on the field?

Eh—Wrong!

In that 4 years he was just plain unlucky. You see the young man was a goalkeeper and his name was Rolando Ugolini. Many of you will say “who”?– Rolando Ugolini!  What is more I will bet that many reading this post will in fact have met Mr Ugolini without ever knowing it.

When Ugolini signed for Celtic, the position of Goalkeeper was the one position where the team had a true star in Willie Miller. Many older fans– including my father and John Cairney the actor and author– have told me that they are in no doubt that Miller was the best Goalkeeper they have ever seen. With no disrespect to Ronnie Simpson, Arthur Boruc and even the Prince of Goalkeepers, Miller is said to have been extraordinary in the goals– agile, brave and with the ability to save shots that defied belief. Probably the best that Celtic ever had.

Therefore it is really no surprise that young Ugolini didn’t really get a chance at Celtic park. Miller played for Celtic consistently between 1942 and 1950 before going on to Clyde and then Hibs. He was hugely popular, with International caps and league appearances to his name.

Unbelievably, Ugolini was also popular because those who had seen him play had seen enough to know that the lad was a good keeper. It is said that there was once a protest against the team after a defeat where Celtic had conceded 4 goals. A Crowd had gathered and were making their feelings known when young Ugolini appeared. Apparently the crowd greeted him with a great cheer as they knew it was clearly not his fault that the ball had gone into the net 4 times– and after a few words they soon dispersed.

However by 1948, the young man decided that he had to move on after 4 years of kicking his heels at Celtic park, and so he moved down to Middlesborough who paid the princely sum of £7,000 for a keeper who had played just a handful of first team games over roughly 4 years. He managed a few more first team appearances at Ayresome Park. To be precise he kept goal for Middlesborough on no less than 320 occasions (335 if you include friendlies) over a 9 year period ( far more appearances than Miller made for Celtic ) and became an absolute hero with the Middlesbrough fans.

He was not big for a keeper, but incredibly fit and very agile. To this day he is referred to in Middlesbrough songs and he played in the same team as the great Wilf Mannion ( who some rated as the greatest footballer ever ) and the young Neily Mochan.

When he left Middlesbrough he played a further 83 times for Wrexham between 1957 and 1960, before moving to Tannadice and serving Dundee United on 48 occasions from 1960-1962. His last game was one solitary appearance for Berwick Rangers.

Ugolini has been described as a flamboyant goalkeeper and someone whose “antics” produced a regular laugh which together with his ability made him a favourite with the crowd. He is still sprightly at 87 and lives in the south of Edinburgh. He protested about Pension cuts along with other pensioners in 2009 handing petitions and letters to then Scottish Secretary Jim Murphy, and he still attends the annual golf day for ex-players of Middlesbrough FC where he is fondly remembered.

He apparently still swings the golf club on a regular basis and some readers on here will have surely met him at Dalmahoy where he is to be found several days a week acting as a “starter”.

I have to confess that I had never heard of him until yesterday when my father suddenly referred to this young Celtic goalkeeper who only played a few games but went on to great success elsewhere. In the intervening hours when I looked through articles or references to him at various clubs, one thing becomes abundantly clear. Rolando Ugolini is a thoroughly nice man, a decent man who is well respected everywhere he goes—- and it is about time we were all able to read and learn about people of that ilk in football as opposed to the others who regularly hit the headlines for all the wrong reasons.

Clearly, he could have been a Celtic great, but instead became a hero in the North East.

However, he may now be the oldest living ex Celt — and a man with great stories to tell.

Fairly recently, I was told a story of a family from Glasgow who were on holiday in Tuscany. They ventured into Lucca for the day — mom, dad, three girls and a boy. The boy was wearing a Celtic strip, and as they wandered around town an elderly gentleman shouted from a nearby cafe:

” Hey son! That is MY team!” he said pointing at the strip.

They had never heard of Rolando Ugolini– until they bumped into him one summer’s day beneath a Tuscan sun.

Once a Celt — always a Celt.

Harry Telford and Sky Flash

8 Oct

1 October, 2011 at 22:41

Good Evening

Harry Telford made a living from training horses— or just about made a living. You see he wasn’t a very good trainer and more and more owners had moved elsewhere. He only had a few horses left.

Then he heard about the colt for sale. He persuaded one of his owners to buy it at auction without ever seeing it. Yes it had a pedigree—of a sort — but the horse would be a full brother to seven horses none of which would ever set the heather on fire even in minor races. He was also a half-brother to another 4 horses, two of which could not win any type of race at all let alone minor ones. So the pedigree didn’t stand scrutiny.

Worse was to come on the day the horse was delivered from auction. There was an awkward silence when the horse was brought out of the box. Then the owner went nuts. One look at the horse– one examination —- that was all it took– and he declared that he would never pay to have this horse trained. He was furious; He was for sacking Telford on the spot. Anyone could see that this horse had problems. The beast was big. Gangly. Out of proportion. Walked awkwardly and had a face that was covered in warts. This was not a racehorse at all; it was a patient for a vet.

In an attempt to save his career and reputation, Telford offered to train the horse for nothing in return— for say— two thirds of any winnings. The owner was still not sure but reluctantly agreed. Legally, Telford agreed to lease the horse for a three year period.

In an attempt to make something of the beast Telford immediately had the colt gelded. He argued that it was worth giving up stud rights just to ensure that the colt concentrated on racing. However he could do nothing about the horse’s gait and general clumsy appearance, he was just glad that he had some horses to train– even this one!

The horse, ironically, was called sky flash which was a reference to lightning, but it seemed anything but lightning quick. You hear of people who can tell things about a horse– like horse whisperers and so on. In this case no such legend would be true as Telford had only agreed to train the horse so that he could keep his job– he was not to know that this particular horse had a secret. A secret which was to remain hidden for many— many— years!

So Telford trained the horse and eventually stuck it in a race– and guess what? Yea you guessed— it was– last! …………By a long way.

It appeared that this big bugger of a horse just could not run. A further three races followed and even though the class of field got lower and lower oul sky flash could not finish in the top three.

Then the unthinkable happened. The big ugly horse was stuck into a maiden handicap over 5 and a half furlongs with a 6.11 weight. An apprentice jockey called Jack Baker was thrown on for the ride and amazingly he brought the horse in for a win!

The competition wasn’t great right enough and it proved to be a flash in the pan as in the next few races the big horse was nowhere near the front by the end. Telford stuck at it though, and entered the horse in a longer race– 9 furlongs this time with a biggish weight to carry. The horse came in second– much to everyone’s amazement.

From that moment on the horse became a phenomenon. Having lost 8 times, the horse would go on to win a total of 37 times out of 51 starts over a mere 4 year period. He ran and won over an amazing range of distances– 8 furlongs,9 furlongs, 9 and a half, 10 furlongs, 12 furlongs, 14 furlongs, 2 miles and on and on.

More amazing still was the weight he was asked to carry in an attempt to stop him. 7.8 kg,7.11kg,8.3kg,8.4kg,8.5kg,8.10kg,9.5kg, 9.7kg, 10.5kg.

Eventually the horse was so successful that various attempts were made by Gangsters to shoot it. When it lost, it lost by only a short head or a nose. Over a three year period it won 33 out of 35 races, and it famously lost one race when between jockey and weights it was carrying a thundering 10stone 10lbs (68kg) around a two mile track.

Now you may wonder why you have never heard of Sky flash the wonder horse? Well that would be because, while that was the name of the horse it was actually named by the son of a Chinese immigrant who spoke Zhuang or Thai, and in that language the words for lightening or “sky flash” is Far Lap. Telford, being superstitious, changed the name to Phar lap so that the “lucky” horse would have a lucky seven letter name.

A Lucky number 7 so to speak.

For those of you who do not know the story of Phar lap, the horse won the Melbourne Cup and all sorts of other major races in Australia between 1929 and 1931. Phar lap always retained an unusual gangling running style, and tended to hold back in races coming at the end with a long breath taking run. The Big ugly horse became so famous that a challenge was issued to take it to America and race there to see if it was really any good, as the Americans took the view that unless it he could win there then he really didn’t have class.

The owner, who had been so angry on seeing the ugly beast, was after all an American. By this time trainer Telford had won enough money to buy a half share in the horse. He didn’t agree with the big red horse going to the states, but was persuaded to let the horse compete in the richest race in North American horseracing history–The Agua Caliente handicap in Tijuana Mexico. Telford however did not travel.

Betting on the wonder horse was furious. He was saddled with ever more weight and when taken together with the jockey Billy Elliot the horse was asked to carry a total of 129 pounds or 58.8 kgs. By the time the race finished, Phar lap had broken the track record and won out of sight. It would prove to be the last time” Big Red” would ever race.

Within days of that race it was rumoured that the horse would stay in the states. Within the week the big ugly Horse with warts and all— was dead!

No one knew for sure what happened. Phar lap was discovered with a high temperature and in severe pain one morning, and a few hours later the wonder horse passed away. Some said that he had contracted a disease that went unnoticed; others said that the horse had been poisoned by gangsters who feared huge losses at their illegal bookmakers, but that couldn’t be proven.

However, on 19th June 2008 the University of Melbourne released the findings of a detailed autopsy and other examinations which included analysis of hair from the horse’s mane. These results showed that in the 30-40 hours before the horse’s death he had somehow been fed a massive dose of Arsenic! Whilst not conclusive, it strongly suggests that the big horse was indeed murdered.

Later however that theory was cast in doubt as the stable boy accepted that he had given the horse an Arsenic based cure for the temperature ( a common remedy in those days)—and possibly got the dosage wrong

At the time of his death Phar Lap was the third highest earning racehorse in the world– and that after only 3-4 years of racing.

He had been foaled in New Zealand and his skeleton is to be found there in the national museum in Wellington. His hide was stuffed and is on exhibit in the Melbourne museum.

Was he the greatest horse ever? Well, horses are like boxers, they are of their time and moment. Mill Reef, Man o War, Secratariat, Nijinsky, Sea Biscuit, Red Rum, Desert Orchid, and Shergar amongst others all have a claim. He was named as the 22nd best horse of the 20th century in the US– having run just that one race! Sea Biscuit won 37% of races ran, Phar Lap won 72.5% of his– over more distances and carrying ever greater weights.

I will leave you to judge and debate.

I said at the start that the big ugly horse had a secret. It is a secret that has been described as the single most amazing fact in any sport, and it is one that could never have been known or explained by any breeder or trainer, not even by the horse himself if he could have talked.

The average weight of the heart of a fully grown male horse is 3.2 kg. Phar lap’s heart weighed an astonishing 6.3 kgs or 13.6 lbs– almost a stone. It is the single biggest asked for item when visiting the National Museum of Australia.

Pharlap—the big ugly horse who, with warts and all, just kept on winning when he found his stride.

Just goes to show that if you have a big enough heart you can achieve the amazing or what is thought to be impossible– against all the odds— even if you are a horse!

The tale of Lucien Banks

8 Oct
  1. Good Morning,

Lucien Banks never really wanted to be famous. He was just an ordinary Joe from Birmingham Ridge, Mississippi who moved to Motown for the sake of a job. He was a regular blue collar worker with the Ford Motor Company, making ends meet, getting through life as best he could. But Lucien showed a degree of skill and promise in another field which would help boost the monthly income.

At 6″2′ and approximately 191 pounds he was certainly athlete material and he could undoubtedly fight. Accordingly, to supplement the income he went to the gym and took up boxing. That was a decision that would lead to a modicum of success, and which would tragically cost him his life. Banks had developed to such an extent that whilst never a ranked fighter, he was seen as a tough opponent for any up and coming heavyweight. He had a good knockout record and he had upset more than a few undefeated fighters in his time. Then he met Leotis Martin.

For 9 rounds Banks dominated the previously undefeated and smaller Martin, but in that 9th round Leotis swung at Lucien and connected high up on the temple and Lucien went down. As was common at the time, the ring canvass had previously been broken and torn– and then repaired with a light coating of cement. Lucien’s head struck such a concrete patch and he was out cold. Although he regained consciousness and answered questions from the doctor and others, he later lapsed into a coma and died in hospital. Leotis Martin was devastated. It proved to be Lucien Banks 25th and final fight in a division full of good boxers and fighters. He had faced a few well-known names in his time before his untimely death at 24. Leotis Martin went on to face and beat more than one world champion and was coached by someone who was to become a legendary trainer with many champions under his care- Yank Durham. Yet you are likely to have never heard of him unless you are a boxing nut. As for Lucien (Sonny) Banks, he was to gain a degree of fame after his death.

It was in Bank’s thirteenth fight that his real moment of fame came. He was on the undercard at Madison Square Garden and had already developed a reputation as an up and coming fighter. His young opponent was deemed a good match and whoever won the fight would take some kudos from the night and would have an enhanced reputation as a result of victory. The fight went out live on TV.

Things went according to plan for Sonny in the first round. The two fighters moved around one another. Banks was an old fashioned head tucked in fighter. Flat footed, he cut off the ring in an attempt to make the centre of the ring his own. Don Dunphy, the legendary commentator, said ” If Banks does anything here, it will be early. He is reputed to be a power puncher- with the power mostly in his right hand. Reputedly because we are only seeing him for the first time. But reports say he has fast hands.”

At that point his opponent steps into Sonny’s path. Sonny ducks some lefts and rights. His opponent’s momentum is such that his right hand has dropped as he prepares to unleash a left. Sonny takes his chance and unleashes a powerful straight left. Sufficiently powerful that it knocks his 6″3′ 190 pound opponent clean off his feet and dumps him clean on the floor. Sonny has knocked out 9 of his previous twelve opponents and within the first round of this fight he has the upper hand as his opponent has felt his power and hit the canvass– perhaps as expected!

Except, as Sonny looks on from the other side of the ring— Cassius Marcellus Clay Jnr gets up!

Not only does he get up, the referee has to hold him back, rub down his gloves, push him back in the corner and give him the count. Clay appears to hear none of this, He simply stares across the ring at Sonny with sheer unadulterated rage, menace and intent in his eyes. The remainder of the fight is a battle of left hands. Sonny with thudding deliberate blows, Clay with repeated sharp lefts that pepper Sonny’s face. Sonny’s swings now seem to catch fresh air while his face becomes a magnate for his opponent’s leather. In the second round, Clay dances to the left in a blur of speed around foot soldier Sonny and unleashes a left upper cut which now sends Sonny to the floor. By the end of the third round, referee Ruby Goldstein considers stopping the fight. The ring Doctor allows the bout to continue “with caution” but with less than 30 seconds of round 4 gone, Goldstein has seen enough and brings proceedings to an end.

Afterwards, Clay said “I guess that was the first time that I was knocked down as a professional. I had to get up to take care of things after because it was rather embarrassing with me on the floor. As you know, I think I am the greatest- so I am not supposed to be on the floor.”

Cassius Clay took up fighting as a twelve year old, when one day someone stole his bike! He was livid and said in front of the local Sheriff that when he got his hands on the thief he would “Whip his ass!” It was the Sheriff who told him to go and get boxing lessons so as to ensure that when he went to whip the thief’s ass– he didn’t get his ass whipped!

That phrase, and that incident was to prove prophetic. Clay- or Ali as he became– would demonstrate all the anger and aggression of that moment in analogous situations throughout his life. He would never shirk a fight in or out of the ring on a point of principle– and he always believed that he could and would…. win. He was the only heavyweight over a period of twenty years to have fought every single ranked contender and beaten them! He is also the only boxer in the boxing hall of fame who has victories at world title level over another seven hall of famers. Yet, if I may borrow a footballing term, he was the greatest exponent of “parking the bus” in the ring. He frequently said that that you cannot hit what you cannot see or what is not there to be hit. He absolutely took on board the words of the Sheriff and whatever happened always tried to make sure that he did not “get his ass whipped” first and foremost. In the boxing ring if you don’t get your ass whipped then you tend to win.

That is not to say Ali was not a great aggressive fighter. There has never been another boxer of his standard who was forced to miss almost 4 years of a career at his prime. When he returned, he was not the same lightening quick shadow that had danced around and bewildered Liston and destroyed the likes of Cleveland “the big cat” Williams. That younger Ali had a mercilessly cruel streak in the ring. Not the biggest puncher, he nevertheless deliberately and methodically whipped the ass of both Floyd Patterson and Ernie Terrell in the cruellest of fashions. The Terrell fight is famous for his repeated taunting of Ernie whilst simply refusing to finish the fight. Both fighters maliciously fouled that night with elbows and shoulders– the reports of the fight show that even experienced commentators were uncomfortable with the exhibition of foul play from both and the absolutely cruel whipping exhibited by the victor.

Yet Ali’s sense of what he would stand for, stand against and what and who, he would and could beat explain that cruelty and that determination. As a young boxer he had been sent to train under, and be managed by, the former light heavyweight champion Archie Moore. Everyone in Boxing liked Archie and respected him, but Archie just could not cope with the young Clay. He wouldn’t follow instructions, wouldn’t keep his hands up, wouldn’t do manual chores around the gym, and just wouldn’t do what he was told. So Archie sent him packing saying that whilst he was talented, he didn’t have the right attitude.

Young Clay wanted his boxing to be both an art and a science– but an art and a science that would be accompanied by a mental attitude that spelled out that he was boss and that he would do things his way– which would include a complete psychological war against his opponents in and out of the ring.

The young Clay would eventually fight the ageing Archie some 8 months after he defeated Sonny Banks. The fight ended in the fourth round with Archie flat on the Canvass after 4 knock downs with braggadocio Clay standing with arms raised over the stricken veteran in a show of ugly triumphalism. It was Clay’s way of making a point. Yet Clay admired his vanquished victim but never let him forget that he (Ali) always—always— knew best.

Archie Moore was in George Foreman’s corner in Kinshasa when Ali didn’t dance anymore and instead allowed big George to unleash those murderous booming punches which brought cries of “Oooh” from the crowd when they landed. Long before the fight’s conclusion, Ali was trapped in Foreman’s corner with George swinging at him with great arced blows which would have scythed most men in two. Archie Moore was right below them screaming” Hit him George, Hit him George” when quick as a flash Ali turned Foreman and leaned in on him preventing him from swinging those big punches. Staring over George’s shoulder Ali looked down on his former trainer and opponent. He then stretched his eyes wide and put on that manic stare that we have so often seen and shouted down to Moore– in the full knowledge that George was listening– ” Sit down old man because this is AAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL OVAAAAAH!”

And so it proved!

Ali annoyed many folk with his boastful and brash stance. But the thing is he stood up– and kept standing up when someone knocked him down. He just didn’t know or contemplate what it was like to get his ass whipped. He stood up to Government, Boxing authorities, army regulation, bigots, and just about anyone who spoiled for a fight. Whatever the tactics he just made sure that he did not get his ass whipped.

Foreman ( who the more I read I think of as only second to Ali in terms of inner human strength and worthy of admiration as a man ) says that Ali was not the greatest boxer and rates at least a number of others as better. Yet he then goes on to say that he is undoubtedly the greatest man and in a league of his own when it comes to fighting– drawing a distinct difference between boxing and fighting.

Ali– the once boy Clay– who was deemed too illiterate to Join the army when first interviewed— would go on to be a peace ambassador for the united nations, a special envoy for the US Government, be awarded doctorates from various universities and receive awards and recognitions from all sorts of places for the stances and fights that he picked outside the ring. He was voted as THE American who most represented the American dream, the American way of life and who epitomised the purpose of the constitution and the bill of rights. He was even granted, accepted and came to collect, the Freedom of Ennis County Claire where his Great Grandfather came from.

Yet, none of that would have come to be if like others before him, he hadn’t got up when Sonny Banks dumped him on his arse!

Sonny would die just a few months after Cassius Marcellus “shook up the world” after beating another Sonny– a big bad bear of a Sonny who many thought invincible. Young Clay overcame enormous odds to become world champion, and perhaps even greater odds to become the most famous man in the world and someone to whom Governments would turn. He has inspired generations of ordinary people and sportsmen alike, and come to epitomise the good fight against injustice, prejudice and man’s inhumanity to man.

He is undoubtedly a hero.

However, I believe that he would accept that he is no greater a hero than Sonny Banks. The meat and potato blue collar worker who supplemented his income from the Ford motor company by taking to the ring and who fought against those who were as good as they got at that time. Previously undefeated prospects tasted their first defeat at his hands, The young Clay first hit the deck at his behest. Banks was a sparring partner to Liston and many others who recognised his worth as a boxer. Leotis Martin went on to have a reasonable career fighting and beating many of the opponents that Ali faced including Sonny Liston, Karl Mildenberger, Jimmy Ellis and others. Yet until that 9th round, Sonny Banks was delivering a beating to him.

Sonny Banks was the 65th Boxer to die from ring related injuries in a period of 5 years. He fought to earn a few quid, because he had a big punch, a degree of talent and a family to feed. He died because he forgot to get out of the way, had never learned or mastered Ali’s ability to either get out of the way of a punch or quickly recover from one—— and because of a cheap concrete repair to a ring canvas in Philadelphia.

Four days after his death, The newly named Mohammed Ali knocked out Sonny Liston in the first round of their rematch with the “Phantom” punch. No risk of hitting a dodgy ring patch for Liston. He went down and stayed down—- albeit to a punch that may have been landed more by the Bookmakers than Ali.

Ali is now in his 70’s . Apparently he has no right to be 70 ish at all with Doctors saying that his Parkinsons condition should have dimmed his lights for good by this time. Yet each and every morning the boy who was born Cassius Marcellus Clay Junior gets up– like he always has done.

Some might pity him and say that it is cruel to see a once great athlete in that condition and in those circumstances. Yet he has a loving family, is admired by millions and clearly is able to draw on his never ending yet astounding inner strength.

Today, Sonny Banks would have been 72 years old had he lived.

Alas……… fate decreed otherwise.

The Silence of the Lambs—- and when the wheels come off the bogey!

5 Oct

Good Evening,

As we sit in the early part of October let me paint a hypothetical situation for us to consider.

Imagine that there is cheating going on within a certain sport. The kind of cheating that goes on behind the scenes and which makes the winning of competitions easier. Imagine that cheating has happened for more than a decade and is widespread amongst a well-known team– a winning team. The kind of cheating I am talking about is not the kind of cheating that spectators or officials will see during competition and at the end of each event a result will be declared and a winner will be lauded. No one will deny that after long and arduous competition the declared winner or winners came first on the field of play going by results. No one will argue that in comparison to the rest of the competition, the declared winner will have performed best and left that competition behind in terms of amassing a winning score and so on.

Alas, what is not immediately evident to the naked eye is that there was cheating. There was rule breaking– rule breaking of a sort which, going by the rules, means that the perpetrator has not won at all. In fact not only have they not won, but the penalty for breaching the rules concerned is disqualification. In other words– you not only didn’t win– you weren’t even entitled to compete in the first place. Those are the rules.

Then imagine another scenario. Imagine someone from the sport’s governing body knew that the winner of many competitions, going back over a decade, was cheating and had been cheating– yet did nothing about it! Perhaps the reason for saying nothing was because the officials of the governing body were afraid. Afraid because revealing this scale of cheating by those involved would severely damage the sport—financially and morally– possibly even wreck it altogether. Then again, maybe the motives behind such silence were altogether different. Maybe the official was threatened with the revelation of some embarrassing personal information– then again maybe the official concerned was financially enhanced in return for silence? No matter what the motive, the official or officials concerned did nothing and covered up the scandal and the rule breaking.

Let’s take this hypothetical one stage further. Imagine that a member of the press attempted to reveal most– if not all — of the above, however was repeatedly met with ridicule and chants of nonsense by all and sundry— even by other press members who covered the same sport. Imagine that press member banged on about such cheating for years and years, suffering brickbats and little support from fellow hacks— at least initially. However, as time goes on, some of what the journalist concerned has been speaking about gets some support and publicity until eventually the damn bursts and much of the scandal he has been writing about comes out in the open. What he has said was the truth, is eventually widely accepted as such– although there are those who will never accept the truth because it is……… unpalatable…….. and implicates them in the wrongdoing or at least suggests they have been negligent in their governance.

However, one major part of this hypothetical situation remains in the ether with only a few willing to support it openly– and that is the suggestion that someone in the governing body knew all the secrets all along and that they helped to cover it up. The Journalist doesn’t back down, he maintains his position although many are too afraid to repeat the allegation or take it further. What’s worse, he cannot absolutely prove his allegation, as his sources are tainted and there is no physical evidence, although there is an increasing body of evidence against others which suggests that something along the lines alleged could have happened, probably did happen and maybe even must have happened. Then, another body, relating to the same sport, makes a ruling. The cheaters are stripped of titles and their victories are quashed and consigned to the bin — only for the dreaded legal appeals to be considered and weighed up, with the whole sordid affair to be examined afresh including the potential uncovering of the “paper chase”  to get underway before the legal boys. A paper chase which the Governing body just may view with horror as it may just prove a few things they would rather keep hidden.

What is such a Governing body to do?

Well imagine what is truly unthinkable. The Heid blazer and the former heid blazer from the governing body go on the attack and take the journalist personally to court and “attempt to silence him” by suing for damages and demanding published retractions and apologies. They do not sue his publishers, his witnesses, his newspaper—just him! Such a course of action is meant to serve as a warning to all others– “do not this way come!”.

Now—— stop imagining, because the above is in fact reality! This is sports administration in the 21st Century- for real!

If any of you have read a book called the secret life of Tony Cascarino (the former Celtic, Chelsea and Republic of Ireland International) you will be familiar with the name of the books author—– Paul Kimmage. Many however will have never heard of him or at least be unfamiliar with his writing on his “main” sport.

Kimmage is a Dublin born former sportsman turned award winning journalist– and he has been singing the same song for over two decades now, with the result that his sport’s governing body has had enough and has taken him personally to court in Switzerland in an attempt to shut him up.

That sporting administration is beleaguered, lacking credibility for inaction and has had the finger of corruption pointed at it by Kimmage, some other journalists and now by a number of former sportsmen who have spilled their guts under pressure. Yet the heid blazers cling on and have now taken the unprecedented action of taking a troublesome member of the press to court in Switzerland.

Kimmage made his mark in the sporting world as a domestique— a support cyclist in the peloton for teams which participated in major cycling events including the Tour de France. After retiring as a professional cyclist in 1989, Kimmage published a book — Rough Ride– in which he claimed that “the tour” was bent and that there was widespread doping going on and that the officials knew about it but turned a blind eye. Whilst the book won awards, Kimmage himself was widely ostracised and branded as a traitor. It was said that he had “spat in the soup” of cycling-a phrase implying betrayal and suggesting his actions would only damage himself. However bit by bit, over a long period of time, it has come to light that more and more that his allegations were in fact true.

One by one, major stars of the pro cycling tour have tested positive for drugs and blood doping, so much so that when the dam burst what came through was not a trickle but a flood carrying big names in its swell. Fairly recent winners of the Tour de France- Pantani (1998), Floyd Landis (2006), Alberto Contador (2007,2009,2010), -have all fallen foul of doping tests. Meanwhile other huge names such as Jan Ulrich, Ivan Basso, Michael Rasmussen, Richard Virenque and others have all tested positive.

However, the big big fish in this tale is of course Lance Armstrong and his all-conquering US Postal team. Armstrong has “won” the Tour de France a record seven times, winning consecutive titles from 1999 to 2005 all with the US Postal team with the exception of his last which was won under the Discovery channel banner. If it turned out that Lance was guilty of doping, then every winner of the Tour de France from Bjarne Riis in 1996 through to Alberto Contador in 2010 would have fallen foul of the rules which meant that until Cadel Evans won the Tour in 2010 the last true champion who was first over the line so to speak was Miguel Indurain with the last of his 5 wins in 1995. Pretty damning evidence that the sport is bent. Maybe too damning.

Whilst Kimmage had for years said that there was active doping in the heart of the peloton, 1998 saw his claims gain credence when  a mass of performance enhancing drugs were discovered in the official team Festina car. By July 23rd nine Festina riders and three team officials were in police custody. Subsequently all team members were blood tested in the middle of the night and former team members including the World Champion Laurent Brochard and Christophe Moreau were arrested. Seven admitted to taking EPO and were ejected from the race having admitted to systematic doping while riding for the team. After a trial several Festina officials and riders were convicted, including Richard Virenque the former team leader and 6 times winner of the King of the mountains title in the tour. Following that incident Willy Voet of the Festina team management wrote a book called Breaking the Chain where he lifted the lid on drugs and cycling explaining that many drugs – Cocaine, Heroin, Cortisone, EPO and various others were deemed necessary to compete in and win the Tour de France!

In short, The Tour was bent—just as Kimmage had said.

One member of the Festina team who was accepted as refusing to Dope was Christophe Bassons and his “exception to the rule” position brought him a public sporting celebrity far above what had been achieved by his cycling skills. As a result, Bassons was asked to write a column whilst competing in the 1999 tour—the first that was “won” by Armstrong. While most of his articles were run of the mill or fun pieces, a couple of articles soon changed that. First, he spoke out generally against doping and called any cyclist who objected to regular doping tests a hypocrite. This lead to some on the tour shunning him, insulting him, threatening him and even team mates refused to share certain prize money with him.

However, Bassons went on to write that in particular the rides of Lance Armstrong during the 1999 tour had shocked the peloton and had bemused inside observers. Armstrong had performed at a level which he had apparently never shown signs of before. Following the publication of the article, within days of the ride concerned, Bassons wrote that in the midst of a later stage of the same Tour, Armstrong rode up alongside him and advised him that it was a mistake to speak out against or about Armstrong and advised him to leave the sport! This of course was on the first Tour where Armstrong won. When these allegations became public Armstrong was asked for a reaction and amazingly confirmed that the conversation had in fact taken place exactly as Bassons described going on to say “”His accusations aren’t good for cycling, for his team, for me, for anybody. If he thinks cycling works like that, he’s wrong and he would be better off going home.”

Ultimately Bassons retired from the sport after a period where he was shunned by many riders who insulted him and often waved their fist at him. He is now a qualified teacher and employed by the department of youth and sport in the Bordeaux region of France—where he is in charge of the drug testing regime!

The Festina affair and the articles by Bassons backed up what Kimmage had claimed for the previous decade. The allegations of “intimidation” by Armstrong were not to be the last. As Armstrong continued a career that began to take on legendary status, stories about Doping persisted. Stories began to emerge which supported the notion that Armstrong and his team were involved in regular,  systematic and organised doping. Two Riders from the US Postal team signed affidavits saying the team and Armstrong doped. An allegation was made that Armstrong had claimed that he had had a positive blood test swept under the carpet after the 2001 Tour of Switzerland. In 2006, L’Equipe would claim that Armstrong had been caught doping as a result of a test in 1999 but that it had been swept under the carpet by his claiming that the results had come about from a cream he had been using to treat saddle sores. A US Postal Team Masseuse, Emma O’Reilly would then claim that she had helped get rid of syringes and drugs, and rubbished reports that Armstrong’s odd blood results had come about as a result of creams and medicines taken for saddle sores. She was the masseuse at the time and had there been saddle sores she would have seen them—and there were none!

In 2001, three times Tour De France winner Greg LeMond made a public comment saying that he was disappointed in Armstrong for associating with and employing a trainer (Michele Ferrari) who was known to have been involved in systematic doping and the unlawful use of a substance called EPO. LeMond apologised for any offence caused by the comments shortly after and stated publicly that he did not believe that Armstrong was doping.

However in 2004 LeMond spoke out again as Armstrong continued to amass Tour De France titles. “If Armstrong’s clean, it’s the greatest comeback. And if he’s not, then it’s the greatest fraud.”  LeMond went on to explain that his 2001 apology had come about after he had been contacted by Armstrong who had threatened to defame him and harm his reputation. He also claimed that Armstrong had threatened to ruin his business and he would later claim that he had been contacted by Trek cycles who manufactured and distributed bikes for Greg LeMond racing, and that the company had at the time threatened to end their relationship with LeMond racing at the behest of Lance Armstrong. Was LeMond telling the truth? Some say he is bitter and has his own agenda- but what he said backed up what Kimmage had said many years earlier. He also started to suggest that some of Armstrong’s results simply did not make sense.

Throughout all this time, Kimmage continued to rail against doping in the sport generally but now had a particular focus on the US postal team and Lance Armstrong in particular. Armstrong retired with the record 7 Tour De France titles in 2005 and the 2006 tour was won by Floyd Landis. Landis had been recruited to the US Postal team in 2002 by Lance Armstrong and for the next three years he was seen as Armstrong’s lieutenant. He rode spectacularly in the mountain stages often breaking the pack before leading Armstrong out for his final move to the front. A fellow team mate of Landis and Armstrong who also rode spectacularly was Tyler Hamilton. If anything, Hamilton was far too spectacular for comfort in the toughest stage of the 2003 tour when he won the stage to Bayonne in the Pyrenees. Hamilton rode that day with a double fracture of the collarbone and according to one journalist at least showed considerable pain and discomfort when interviewed the evening before. Instead of struggling to stay in the peloton and keep going in the race, Hamilton amazingly dropped the entire field on the steepest and toughest part of the climb and won the stage by an amazing 4 minutes! Such a performance, such endurance and iron man quality was too good to be true—and so it proved when it came to light that Hamilton had injected a bag of fresh blood the night before the Bayonne stage, giving him a boost of maybe 3-5% over the rest of the field. Blood doping in the US Postal team was alive and well in 2003.

Following the 2004 tour, Landis chose to leave the team and moved to another team- Phonak- sparking claims of betrayal by Armstrong and the US Postal team. Landis claimed he was being paid far more by Phonak than by US Postal- even though the US team offered to match the Phonak offer at the death. Landis had become disillusioned with US Postal and took the view that he would not be allowed to challenge for the Tour title with the team and whilst Armstrong was at the US Postal helm.

Armstrong won the 2005 tour and retired thereafter making a speech on The Champs-Élysées which is worth revisiting in light of subsequent events. Landis was carrying an injury throughout the 2005 tour and was not at his peak but come the 2006 tour, he promptly won as the Phonak team’s main man and then sat back and saw his entire world fall apart.

Following an epic performance on the 17th stage of the Tour, Landis tested positive for excessive testosterone and other substances in his blood. The results did not come through until after he had been crowned champion on The Champs-Élysées. He denied doping but by as early as August of the same year he had been stripped of his Tour win by the International Cycling Union (UCI) although the same body’s rules required that the decision had to be ratified by the cyclist’s national body-USA Cycling- and in turn they turned the case over to the US Anti-Doping Agency otherwise known as USADA.

USADA held a hearing in May 2007 into the affair, where they would hear devastating evidence from amongst others Greg LeMond whose testimony went some way to revealing the huge amount of distortion and desperation within cycling at this level.

LeMond claimed that he had had a number of telephone conversations in August 2006 with Landis, and a further conversation with Landis’ business manager on the eve of the testimony. LeMond claimed that he had discussed Landis admitting his guilt in doping during August 2006, but that Landis had retorted if he admitted taking drugs and doping it would affect a lot of people—a lot of well-known people who he ( Landis) felt obliged to protect and cover up for at that time. LeMond claimed that he advised Landis that if he did reveal the truth he (Landis) would be doing a great service for the sport and that he would personally feel a great sense of relief. LeMond then went on to say that he knew this because he himself had a secret which he revealed to Landis by telephone. Alas Landis at that time rejected the advice given and was a man who was clearly in trouble in a number of ways.

Floyd Landis made a public posting on a cycle website saying that he had personal information on Greg LeMond of a sensitive nature which would damage his character severely. He went on “if he ever opens his mouth again and the word Floyd comes out, I will tell you all some things that you will wish you didn’t know and unfortunately I will have entered the race to the bottom which is now in progress. “.

In his testimony given on May 17th 2007, LeMond went on to claim that he had been called the night before by Landis’ business manager who had threatened to reveal what LeMond had told Landis the previous August if LeMond’s testimony was not up to scratch. The secret concerned was that LeMond had been sexually abused as a child—something that LeMond had struggled with throughout his life, and a subject which he has since gone public with, received counseling for and has started to help others with.

Landis admitted to being in the room when this call was made and subsequently sacked his business manager and apologised to LeMond for the stress and impact of the call. The two men are now said to be reconciled after a long period.

Landis was subsequently convicted and banned from cycling for a two year period. He appealed and spent millions of dollars on legal fees ( as did Hamilton when he was caught ) and continued to maintain his innocence which he had done since 2006. Further, although he refused to admit doping, he became increasingly annoyed by the fact that he knew doping was widespread and that no one in the sport appeared to be willing to come to his aid despite his repeated refusal to name names. He began to contrast this with the treatment of Armstrong, who seemed to have huge protection and influence within cycling and its governing bodies, and to an extent others who had fallen foul of the doping rules and who were welcomed backed without too much trouble.

In April 2009, a French Newspaper carried a story alleging that the French National agency which carried out drug testing on the Tour had had their phones hacked and that information in that regard had been traced as having been sent to and through a computer belonging to Landis’ former coach Arnie Baker. Both Baker and Landis were eventually convicted of “benefiting” from the hacking of the computers and received suspended jail sentences. Landis also eventually plead guilty to Fraud charges in relation to the money he raised to help fight his numerous legal battles, being fined almost half a million dollars. In the interim he divorced from his wife and his life fell apart—totally.

Eventually Landis changed his stance and revealed that he had cheated and stopped protesting his innocence.

In November 2010, Floyd Landis gave a 7 hour interview to Paul Kimmage in which he admitted doping from 2002 onwards when he joined the US Postal team, and that throughout his time with the same team he and others regularly doped—including Hamilton and Armstrong. He described certain processes in some detail—including Armstrong having blood transfusions on the floor of a bus between stages, and in hotels on rest days—and alleges that most of the peloton and the officials of the UCI knew of and covered up widespread doping including Armstrong’s. In short Landis became the latest in an ever growing list of people to back up what Kimmage had said in 1990 and what Bassons and Voet had repeated in 1999.

Further, Landis explained his take on Armstrong himself, and alleged the seven times winner presents a public façade that is far removed from the truth. He alleges that UCI officials helped cover up positive doping tests for Armstrong, and that unlike Landis, Armstrong has always had help and assistance from the official bodies when it came to matters of doping. Allegations were made that sums of money passed hands to make problems go away for Armstrong and to ensure that the superstar of the sport was not troubled by scandal—which would be bad for Armstrong, the sport, the business of the sport, the journalists who covered the sport and everyone concerned.

The majority of the interview made its way into an article Kimmage wrote for the Sunday Times—although the paper legally distanced itself from the specific allegations made by Landis as he could provide no proof to back up his story—and it was accepted by Landis that he had no physical evidence to back up his claims.

However, one by one the early US postal teammates that surrounded Armstrong had tested positive in blood tests. Eventually a number of riders, Doctors, officials and managers—in fact people at every single level of running that team— who all worked to help Armstrong achieve his remarkable and record breaking success– were all banned or suspended in connection with doping offences. A batch of 6 Armstrong samples which had been frozen and retained from as far back as 1999 were tested and each one showed irregular and unlawful results although for technical reasons they could not be used against Armstrong. This year USADA stripped Armstrong of his titles, and banned him from racing—although Armstrong maintained his innocence and stated that he was admitting nothing but was not continuing with the fight against the allegations.

In the intervening years, Armstrong had openly clashed with Landis, LeMond and most notably Kimmage who caused a degree of outrage when describing Armstrong’s return to cycling in 2009 as the return of “a cancer” to the sport.

In a couple of weeks the USADA report into its investigation into US Postal and Armstrong will be submitted to the UCI and it is alleged that it will make for uncomfortable reading for the governing body as it catalogues statements and affidavits from former riders and team officials which point to a conspiracy. It will detail payments allegedly made to UCI officials by Armstrong or his advisers that need to be explained or which have openly been alleged  to be compensation for turning a blind eye to doping or for the allowing the use of certain substances and practices.

In the interim, Kimmage has left the Sunday Times and now finds himself being sued personally by the UCI and its officials, in what he says is an attempt to gag him.

For his part Armstrong, continues to deny any wrongdoing pointing out that he has had some 500 negative doping tests throughout his career, and many legal experts (including Georgios Samaras ‘Agent ) question whether or not USADA actually has the right to ban Armstrong and strip him of titles. In essence USADA can’t strip Armstrong of his titles but they can recommend that the UCI should. It is then up to them to endorse the USADA findings.

However the point here is this.

Over 20 years ago, Paul Kimmage spat in Tour de France Soup, as did Christophe Bassons, Willy Voet and Greg LeMond. If they spat in the Soup, then Floyd Landis, Tyler Hamilton and others have now thrown up over the whole dinner!

However the numerous subsequent positive doping results from so many riders point to the fact that Kimmage was absolutely right to spit in the soup in the first place way back in 1990 with the publication of Rough Ride. The intervening period have seen years where of those who have finished in the top ten in The Tour de France in any one year, up to 8 of the ten have subsequently been convicted of doping and rule cheating. Until this year, there has not been a single year since 1995 when at least one or more of the top ten finishing riders have been found to be dopers.

In just two weeks’ time the USADA report detailing its findings and reasons for banning Armstrong lands on the desk of the UCI. Armstrong is in no position to contest it, but the UCI will not ratify the USADA decision until it has seen and studied the USADA report. It is a report which the UCI may not like at all as it may raise more ancillary questions of an uncomfortable nature for UCI officials.

At approximately the same time, the FTT decision on the Rangers Tax Case will be delivered here and will be available for all to see.

In many respects, the background to these two documents is very different. One relates to doping by drugs and blood transfusions over a long period of time, the other relates to the potential evasion of tax by one club over a period of a decade.

However in many respects they are very similar.

They relate to a phenomenally successful run in sport at a time when it is alleged that there was perpetual rule breaking. They both relate to a period and a process where at least initially there was reluctance on the part of the press to investigate or question. They both relate to a situation where it is very hard to understand how the governing body could have sat by and not noticed what was going on within their sport by their most successful and politically connected team, and both carry a suggestion that certain activities were hidden and that the truth was never disclosed as required by the rules of the sports concerned

The court action taken by the UCI is a very dangerous one. It will be defended, with one US Cycling magazine setting up a defence fund for Kimmage which has raised at least $40,000 to help with his legal costs. Essentially it puts the whole Landis allegation- and all that surrounds it and supports it- into a court of law with the result that a court may find in favour of the UCI and award damages against Kimmage, or alternatively it may find in favour of Kimmage in which case it may well come very close to finding that the UCI and its officials were engaged in a criminal conspiracy!

Oscar Wilde once famously had the Marquis of Queensbury prosecuted in the English courts for libel in referring to him as a homosexual—at a time when being homosexual was a crime. The Court proceedings only lead to Wilde’s arrest, trial and conviction for acts of gross indecency with other men and resulted in the ballad of reading gaol. Not since then, has a court action been such a clear double edged sword.

The FTT decision when it appears will reveal far more than is already public and like the USADA report  will cause many to ask numerous questions of a beleaguered Governing body and a former board of Directors who may well be thrust further down the road “to the bottom” as Landis put it .

For example, of the players that are already known to have benefitted from EBT payments, many had some form of side letter or contract. Those letters were issued “By and on behalf of the board of Rangers PLC”. The letters date from the early part of the last decade to 2010/2011 apparently. The Directors of Rangers PLC throughout that time are a matter of public record and one is now the President of the Scottish Football Association. As I understand it, other potential signatories to those letters may well have sat on influential SFA committees whilst being party to a repeated and long lasting breach of rules which, it might be argued, they attempted to cover up.

So who signed those letters on behalf of the Rangers PLC board?

That will be just one of the interesting questions to come out of the FTT findings.

Alex Rae has recently said that he was advised that all of his dealings with Rangers and the EBT were above board and that at the end of the season he was simply advised to sign an application for a loan which was to be paid tax free and which was never to be paid back. He claims he has all the documentation.

Well, who advised him and what was this advice based upon? Who told him it was all above board and why? Why would a professional footballer suddenly apply for a tax free non repayable loan to an unknown trust at the end of each season? If he – and others– had the benefit of an indemnity from Rangers PLC in respect of tax that may become due, is that not an acknowledgement that he was knowingly taking a risk in the full knowledge that whilst being advised there was no tax to be paid, that might not actually be the case and that Rangers PLC would in fact pick up his bill should that prove so?

Did Alex Rae apply for a loan on a tax free non repayable basis at the end of each season when he was playing for any other club? Who determined how much the loan would be for and how was that conveyed to him? Is he prepared to make any of that documentation which he has public?

Several former managers of Rangers FC benefitted in this way too. Were they party to the negotiations between club and player when the players salary was agreed and when any level of EBT payments were agreed? It is understood that the original trustees to the EBT trust all resigned because they thought the scheme was not being worked and administered properly- basically saying that as all the loan applications they were receiving were in an identical format, this was a breach of the legislation concerned and that they were no longer happy acting as trustees.

Were the Rangers managers told any of that? Is there any documentation or correspondence which found its way to Rangers which would have alerted the Directors to the fact that they were not operating the scheme correctly and so making it illegal? Were the players’ representatives shown any of this?

David Murray has denied categorically that there were ever any dual contracts for any player during his time at Ibrox. Remember this is a man who at one point was in charge of a business with many thousands of Employees and who is used to complex contracts and negotiations. He has had the benefit of advice from major firms of lawyers and accountants for years. If the SPL Tribunal or the FTT turn round and state that it was clear and obvious that there were secondary or side contracts what are we to make of Murray’s insistence that there were no such contracts? If he says that he did not “think” that these documents actually were contractual then what does that say about his business acumen and judgement?

Murray himself was the biggest beneficiary in terms of EBT payments yet during the period from 2000 on Rangers made colossal losses year in and year out and over a prolonged period of time. Even with EBT’s, even with really creative accounting (especially for the year ended 2005) and with player sales like that of Boumsong and Hutton, was Murray justified in donating such large sums from Rangers PLC to a trust only to get the money back by way personal payments upon which he himself paid no tax?.

Further, the CEO of the company, Martin Bain, appears in some documentation to suggest that under certain circumstances his contract with Rangers PLC should be fed to the shredder in order to make sure that its terms do not become public or fall into certain hands. Bain also benefitted from EBT payments and held certain positions within the SFA. Why would someone like that want to shred his contract?

Why did no one within the SFA – who have responsibilities and duties to all clubs for licensing, checking financials, administration and so on– not see- or for that matter even question– how far out of control Rangers PLC were given what they disclosed at the time, and why have they sat back and instigated absolutely no retrospective investigation into how Rangers appeared to comply with their own checks and balances over that period?

It is all very well to sit back and say we are the appellate body re the SPL investigation and so on, but given that Alastair Johnston has confirmed that there was direct communication with the SFA in relation to the ability to gain a licence to play in Europe- and all the money that brings—why have the SFA simply sat back and done nothing at all other than allow Stuart Regan to repeatedly tweet at one time that “nothing had been proven yet”! Nothing will ever be proven unless you investigate and it is that very point and that very failure which lead Paul Kimmage to cry foul in the first place and to live in the cycling wilderness for many years.

There appears to be a reluctance among journalists to ask the really awkward questions in the whole Rangers case and some have gone extremely silent altogether in recent months. Of course there are questions to be asked of Charles Green and his consortium, but I believe we are about to go into a period where there are far more questions to be asked of a governing body and their relationship with the past practices at Ibrox as well as questioning how they tested the robustness of the current management’s financials and bona fides.

Further, if BDO are appointed and seek to recover some tax that is due on the back of the FTT finding, is there any possibility that they will come knocking at the door of the Alex Rae’s of this world? If that happens will the former Rangers man and his team mates get any support from David Murray or anyone else or will they- like Floyd Landis- end up having to pay the piper whether they like it or not and feeling somewhat let down?

The absolute silence from so many who have been named by the BBC—and perhaps less surprisingly from those who are still to be named—cannot be a coincidence. If by the end of the month it is made plain that taxes are due to be paid after many years and the players themselves are asked to pay that tax, will that silence, and whatever code has brought it about, remain in place? Will a former player, or a former employee, “spit in the soup” and will anyone listen?

The success of the RTC blog was to ensure that salient information was made available to an ever increasing readership and a wide public audience. Paul Kimmage’s book- Rough Rider- sought to bring the cycling doping scandal to a wider audience. Both were branded as rubbish at first only to gain credence later. Yet the scandal that Kimmage sought to uncover is not yet over and has not yet been fully revealed twenty plus years on. It has taken all of that time to achieve a drug free top ten in the Tour De France.

In the interim several well-known cycling teams have simply disappeared as a result of their having been found to be involved in doping. Riders who effectively came second in the Tour de France have officially been declared as winners of the event years later. That is the way the most damaged sport in Europe – possibly the world— has chosen to deal with cheats and rule breakers. The disappearance of teams has partly come about as a result of commercial sponsors saying “thanks but no thanks” and choosing to take giant steps away from a team that is tainted with widespread cheating.

There is a big further point to consider yet—and it was part of the intention of Kimmage’s book. That point is the effect that cheating has on other competitors and the spectating public.

Kimmage wanted to let the public know that what they were seeing was not real—not real in terms of the rules of the sport at least and that if the riders were being doped the public was being duped. Further, the misuse of drugs and doping was so widespread, that anyone wanting to reach the top of the sport and compete in the grand tours such as the Tour De France and the Giro D’Italia more or less had to dope and fall in line with everyone else in the race. That is the message that comes across loud and clear from guys like Tyler Hamilton and so many others. If one party is cheating and achieving success then everyone has to follow that route and that model as that is what is necessary. Accordingly if you were a young talented rider who was capable of becoming an elite rider- one who is appointed team leader and who was deemed to have a real chance of winning-there was every chance you would be introduced to
drugs and doping at the top end of the sport—which is exactly what happened to Floyd Landis who apparently had been nowhere near banned substances until he joined the US Postal team to become Armstrong’s number 2.

There are cyclists who have talked about feeling ill when they learned that they have lost out to a rival who has since been found to be involved in doping. Remember that the effort of winning something like the Tour de France is huge—absolutely huge— whether you have doped or not. The Tour de France is effectively the toughest team and individual sport in the world. To find that you have trained and competed to the edge of your endurance only to lose to someone who has not played by the rules, who has enhanced their performance where you didn’t, can be shattering. That was the view expressed by Greg leMond when it was later revealed that rivals such as Laurent Fignon had in fact used drugs— drugs which now look to have contributed to his death at 50.

However, beyond the cyclists, there sits the public. They look upon the performances and the races and react to what they see. Many describe following the Tour as a social experience, where there is a great thrill in following the racing especially where someone makes a race changing break away from the Peloton or where they squeeze out a faster time in a time trial. But what if what they are seeing is in fact false—is the result of cheating and doping. Can they rely on what they see and does that lessen the thrill of supporting and the overall social experience?

Think of all those supporters who cheered winners home only to find that they are later disqualified and that they were not watching the winner at all. How do they feel in retrospect?

One writer when considering the position with Armstrong looks at matters this way.

Armstrong won the tour repeatedly amidst a period when damn nearly every single top rider was found to be doping apart from Lance Armstrong. Those in sports science have assessed that by taking EPO, by transfusing blood, or drugs which speed up muscle recovery—a doped athlete will have a 5% advantage over a clean one. That is a huge margin of gain. If you are the team leader then it is the job of the team to get you to win and so there will be certain key stages where it is important that you are performing way better than others, but equally important are the stages where you can recover from those extra special rides and hopefully take it easy in comparative terms. Whilst Usain Bolt is dominant in modern sprinting, his natural physique allows him to tower over rivals with a resultant stride which is longer than other competitors. Yet he is only 1-2% ahead of the field to gain that dominance, therefore a swing of 5% among top athletes is huge.

So how could a clean Armstrong overcome a 5 % advantage gained by the likes of Pantani, Ulrich and others who were known and now admitted dopers? The suggested answer is that it is impossible.

Further, while Armstrong claims that he has never doped and has never had a test that proved positive— this is not true as two tests in 1999 did prove positive and repeated claims have been made in papers like L’Equippe and by author David Walsh that Lance’s tests were either doctored or that false evidence was presented to explain the results. Lance has never sued over those claims and brought the matter to court despite having the opportunity to do so.

Further, it has been pointed out that people like Florence Griffiths Joiner and Marion Jones to name but two have also undergone repeated testing but were also found to be clean when we all know that the very clearly weren’t.

But testing there was in the Tour de France. As a result of journalists like Kimmage highlighting the problem with the resulting calls for tighter testing there is  now scrutiny by the bucket. Something that seems to have been absent when it comes to the financials of Rangers PLC.

The comparison that falls to be made here is in the above analysis of recovery from injury, the effect on the competition and the effect on the public.

If Rangers “doped” their accounts and hid the real method of player payment and reward for a decade or more, then what was the actual effect of that in terms of games and results?

Well for a start, had they chosen to pay the same squad legally and above board then their financial figures would have been much worse, with- one would have thought- a hastening of the decision of David Murray to either sell the business or back away from further investment and financial support. As we have now seen, Murray’s pockets were not a bottomless pit and despite Alastair Johnston’s plans to constantly rely on the Bank of Murray, Rangers would have come crashing to a financial halt far more quickly possibly as early as 2004-2005 as the 3 previous years financials were horrendous.

Further, with an illegally paid squad of a size and quality as amassed by Rangers during the period, they as a club were able to recover and continue from any injuries and suspensions far quicker and better than they would have had they played the game by the rules. In essence, this was just like the drug taking in cycling, in that the doped financial position allowed a far bigger and stronger squad than could legally be justified for the financial outlay with which to face your rivals each and every Saturday.

Those rivals could not match that depth of squad in the main, and so, forgetting Celtic, Rangers could go through season after season in the SPL in the knowledge that no matter what, they would have a far better team than all other teams in the league irrespective of any injuries etc that befell them. They would not have to play with a weakened team or with star and essential players carrying a knock. They could just rope in a highly paid replacement of suitable quality—unlike the Hearts, the Dundee United’s and so on.

Further, the impact on the opposition was clear. Whilst other teams stretched budgets and overdrafts to their long term disadvantage, operated within their means as best they could with many just hoping to survive in the SPL, Rangers would always plan for the top secure in the knowledge that they had a bigger and better pool. They did not recruit on the same basis as other clubs and their manager was the only manager in the league who could offer “Tax free” remuneration. In persuading a player to come to the club that did not equate to a 5% advantage— it equated to a 40% advantage in any signing tug of war or in being able to afford a player who could make a difference to a successful league or European campaign. Of all the players who have been named as receiving tax free EBT payments, how many would not have signed without that inducement? It would be naïve to suggest that the answer is nil.

Did the depth of squad and the ability to pay that squad highly and rotate personnel make a difference to the Rangers squad which edged out Celtic for the title in the last day of the season in 2003 when a consistent Celtic squad had played a very very long European campaign alongside an SPL programme? Martin O’Neill was famous for more or less playing the same team week in and week out, something which must eventually catch up with any squad of players. So did Rangers have an advantage by being able to pay a larger squad of a certain quality and so have the ability to call on fresh legs at crucial times?

The fans of other clubs got used to a dominant Rangers or at least a successful Rangers—how did that affect them? Did they decide not to go to their team’s matches against Rangers because they had become accustomed to the likelihood of losing to the Ibrox side? That seems to be the suggestion coming from Ibrox at times as it is argued that the gates of other clubs cannot sustain them in the absence of  visiting Rangers fans who swell the coffers of the lower teams twice a year.

Perhaps, if their team was more evenly matched with Rangers—or should I say more fairly matched—some clubs would have had greater attendances and therefore greater revenues which in turn allows for a better team? What is clear is that Rangers PLC regularly boasted record attendances and income as a result of fielding a financially doped team, so their revenue streams seem to have been maximised unless they progressed ever further in the champions league. Whereas other teams would have far greater scope for financial improvement in the event of greater success on the park. So, like the cyclists who felt sick at finding out they were never on a level playing field, do chairmen and others who worked within a budget— who risked their own money within the rules that the SFA and the SPL were meant to ensure were upheld and complied with— do they now feel sick at the thought that while they struggled to play within the rules, Rangers simply ignored the rules and splashed cash that they didn’t have or wouldn’t pay tax on with impunity?

And what of the Rangers fans? Those spectators who paid their money and emotionally invested in the club? If they had been told a dozen years ago that they had the choice of watching a team that was financially doped, which would bring success and give them days to cheer about and so on, but that the price down the road was liquidation, ignominy and division three football for their club—would they have bought into that concept and accepted such a situation with joy?

What about those Rangers fans who invested and parted with more money for shares in 2004? Most fans don’t buy shares for the financial return, but how do they feel given that the very board that they paid the money too appear to have lined their personal pockets with EBT payments which helped bring the whole club crashing down and ensured that no matter what those fans were never getting their money back?

In this sense, Rangers fans are amongst those who have been cheated against the most because what they were seeing was not real, not within the rules, could not be sustained and would ultimately lead to a price being paid which they-the fans- were never consulted about. Instead they were ignored and simply asked to part with their money consistently and regularly in blissful ignorance of what was going on behind the scenes. They did not know what their chairman or other directors were being paid by way of EBT payments. They did not know how that scheme was being administered. They did not know what payments were being made to former managers or that there were those who had for a long time taken the view that Rangers PLC was in mortal danger from a tax investigation which alleged that millions of pounds was due in back tax, and instead were fed the line by Murray that all in the garden was rosy with no provision for the eventuality that the roses were infected, had withered and had died. All the while, the very same fans were being asked to cough up their money, and the same suits who would lead them to the brink of disaster just kept on taking and pocketing the cash by regular means and otherwise.

It seems to me that Rangers fans have been robbed and treated very badly by those who have simply attempted to look after themselves for years and years, with no care or consideration as to where they would leave the fans.

Then came Whyte and all his spin and subterfuge. Yet amidst all the nonsense spouted by Whyte and about Whyte he did say one thing clearly which got sort of lost in the fog of sheer chicanery that surrounded him—and that was that year on year Rangers PLC had an operating hole of around £10M. That of course should have been no great surprise, because if on average you add on something like £10M to the bottom line of the Rangers PLC profit and loss accounts year on year you come to something like break even. What he was saying was not rocket science. What Whyte did not do—although he did do plenty— was operate a flawed EBT scheme and oversee a regime where there were dual contracts or side letters with players.

Those in charge of Rangers FC, Rangers PLC, The Rangers Football Club Ltd all have a chance to comment on double contracts, payments out with contract, payments by third parties and so on before the Independent Tribunal commissioned by the SPL. Yet they choose not to do so and seek to justify that stance instead of facing their accusers and the allegations with or without the help of the former board of Rangers PLC. They justify their stance by saying that either the Tribunal does not have jurisdiction over them and/or that the whole Independent Tribunal Process is flawed.

This stance is again very similar to a stance taken in the cycling world. Lance Armstrong, in the midst of explaining just why he would no longer be prepared to fight the allegations brought against him stated “I refuse to participate in a process that is so one-sided and unfair.” It is to be remembered that Armstrong was the subject of a criminal investigation which looked into questions of fraud, conspiracy to defraud and so on. No charges were ultimately brought and the investigation was dropped. Score one for Armstrong.

However he also went to the Federal court and argued that USADA did not have the appropriate jurisdiction over him and that their processes violated the rule of law in the USA. The court, whilst expressing some reservations about the processes adopted by USADA refused to grant Armstrong’s application to end the process and pointed out that in terms of the rules of the sport which he signed up to, he agreed to the process and the jurisdiction. Further, the court commented that USADA followed processes which allowed each side to put its case, ensured independent judges, had rules re evidence and so on—and although there were certain checks and balances missing which would have existed in federal or state hearings, the overall process was one which the court would not declare unlawful. This then left Armstrong to face the charges and proffer his defence. Strike one for Armstrong! He chose not to bother.

If you are looking for someone to help you understand why that is a stance of the utmost arrogance and  without any merit then consider this statement from USADA- the body that raised charges against Lance Armstrong and who were prepared to have those charges ruled on before an independent judicial panel—just like the SPL:

“Following the dismissal of Mr. Armstrong’s lawsuit on Monday, August 20, 2012, by the federal court in Austin, Texas, Mr. Armstrong had until midnight on Thursday, August 23, to contest the evidence against him in a full evidentiary hearing with neutral arbitrators as provided by U.S. law. However, when given the opportunity to challenge the evidence against him, and with full knowledge of the consequences, Mr. Armstrong chose not to contest the fact that he engaged in doping violations from at least August 1, 1998 and participated in a conspiracy to cover up his actions. As a result of Mr. Armstrong’s decision, USADA is required under the applicable rules, including the World Anti-Doping Code under which he is accountable, to disqualify his competitive results and suspend him from all future competition.

“Nobody wins when an athlete decides to cheat with dangerous performance enhancing drugs, but clean athletes at every level expect those of us here on their behalf, to pursue the truth to ensure the win-at-all-cost culture does not permanently overtake fair, honest competition” said USADA CEO, Travis T. Tygart. “Any time we have overwhelming proof of doping, our mandate is to initiate the case through the process and see it to conclusion as was done in this case.”

As is every athlete’s right, if Mr. Armstrong would have contested the USADA charges, all of the evidence would have been presented in an open legal proceeding for him to challenge. He chose not to do this knowing these sanctions would immediately be put into place.”

Now let’s be absolutely clear, the Armstrong case hugely divides opinion. Many argue that there is no physical evidence against Armstrong, that he has passed over 500 organised and spot tests for drugs and that if he were doping that would be impossible. Further, all the evidence against him is alleged to be “hearsay”—verbal or written evidence of self-confessed dopers who after years are testifying against Armstrong when they previously denied that they and he engaged in doping. Additionally, it is alleged- and not denied- that some of the statements provided by some of these witnesses have been given in return for immunity from further disciplinary procedure in relation to potential charges against the witnesses themselves. It is further alleged that various key people such as the head of USADA- Travis Tygart- have a personal vendetta against Armstrong and are persecuting him with an unhealthy zeal. Witnesses such as Landis, Tyler Hamilton (who has just released his own book entitled The Secret Race) and various others are all now said to have a personal vendetta against Armstrong and that their word is not to be trusted especially in the absence of physical evidence. Further it is said that even if Armstrong chooses not to contest the hearing, the Independent Tribunal should still sit and test the evidence presented by USADA- whose only power is to request that the titles be stripped by the UCI who then have to endorse their request/decision!

Against all of that there is the counter argument that Armstrong should step up and present his evidence and face the evidence against him head on. The statements of others are not heresay they are eyewitness accounts. There are no vendettas; there is only a collection of statements and accounts of evidence from over a dozen separate witnesses all of which have a common theme and present a consistent and detailed account that Armstrong doped. Contrary to Armstrong’s statement that he never failed a doping test there is clear evidence that he did—something admitted by his lawyers—but who then argued that these tests were “non negative” results and that there were reasons for the odd results. There are those who will testify that Armstrong openly admitted that he failed tests and that he paid money to the UCI officials to make the problem go away. There is evidence that Armstrong did indeed pay money to the UCI executives ( not denied ) which need explaining and those explanations need tested. There are arguments that the number of negative dope tests repeatedly mentioned by Armstrong count for nothing. Many other athletes who later admitted to doping actually took and passed more tests than Armstrong— Marion Jones etc etc etc. Further, it is alleged that more modern testing and analysis methods show samples of Armstrong’s blood retained from his racing years have blood counts and results which are physically impossible to achieve unless you have taken certain substances and so on.

Beyond that, virtually the entire US Postal team has since been convicted of or admitted doping and it would be hard to believe that Armstrong was the only one not doping—unlike Basssons and Festina—there is no chance that the whole team will turn around and testify that Armstrong conscientiously refused to dope. The team masseuse ( Emma O’Reilly) who  swept away needles and who rubbished the claims that Armstrong’s positive results came from saddle sore creams and medicines claims that she has been bullied, pressured, intimidated and effectively terrorised by Armstrong by way of court summonses, lawyers letters containing threats, claims for damages and so on over a number of years. The legal proceedings raised against her by Armstrong became so regular and often that O’Reilly and her boyfriend became friends with the officers serving the warrants. All that court documentation is there for all to see and examine. Again this is not the first or the last accusation of intimidation by Armstrong. LeMond, O’Reilly, Bassons and others allude to Armstrong’s wrath.

With the Armstrong case those are roughly the two sides of the factual argument- leaving aside the legal points of jurisdiction which is an argument which has no impact on the actual facts. Neither USADA nor Armstrong has seen fit to actually take part in any form of hearing. The UCI has stated that while they have to ratify the USADA findings, they will not be taking them to the court of Arbitration unless they find very good reason to—although that very good reason may well be found in the allegations that UCI officials covered for Armstrong for years. Armstrong maintains he is just walking away from a worthless and flawed process that is not worth his time. An alternative interpretation is that Armstrong and many others, who may well be caught up in any type of hearing followed by a determination in open court so to speak, cannot afford for there to be any hearing. If the facts were to be established and a ruling made against him, it is possible that he would then face financial ruin by way of lawsuits from former sponsors and other parties.

Instead, the pros and cons of the Armstrong case are debated on the internet and on the comments sections beneath the never ending articles that now appear about cycling, Armstrong, doping and the Tour de France. In this respect, Kimmage has achieved the goal that he set for himself in 1990 as the world and their granny now accepts that there is or has been a huge drug problem within cycling and especially within the toughest sports competition in the world—The Tour de France.

Comparing the Armstrong case to the Rangers situation throws up a number of contrasts and comparisons. There will be an independent investigation and hearing in the Rangers dual contracts or payments outwith contract enquiry whether anyone from Rangers old co or new co turns up or not. Unlike the Armstrong case, there is physical evidence by way of documentation—loads of it—and individual players have admitted to having that documentation to this day. Further, in relation to the EBT allegations there has been a full hearing lasting months. In that case, no one is saying that the payments were not made or did not exist, the defence is that these payments were not illegal or that nobody thought they were illegal. The FTT did get to test evidence and rule on credibility of witnesses who will have been tested under cross examination.

Yet the effect on the sport is very similar.

Nobody wins when those in control of a football club choose to cheat in terms of financial doping. Not the club, not the fans, not the football supporting public at large, not the governing bodies, not the system of bringing on young players who might make the grade— nobody! The players concerned may well be enhanced financially, but even they are cheated in true sporting terms as no matter what they may say to the contrary their real sporting talent and achievements are ultimately undermined by the fact that the ruling bodies ultimately declare them as ineligible for competition in the first place. They may as yet also suffer financial sanctions if the tax man suddenly starts to look at their personal income received and the tax that has been paid on it. They may yet be asked to pay over substantial sums of money which they may or may not have.

In the intervening years since Paul Kimmage wrote and published Rough Ride, professional cycling has seen such a flow of doping scandals that it is hard to imagine. The sport has at times eaten itself up and the regulatory bodies have struggled to maintain credibility. Last year, a secret list containing the names of all athletes in the 2010 Tour de France was leaked. It was a list prepared by the sport’s Governing body the UCI.  That list rated each athlete in terms of how likely they were to cheat by way of doping. The list caused outrage as some realised they were rated at 10 out of 10 whilst others were rated at 1 or even zero out of ten.

Bradley Wiggins tweeted something along the lines of “Great! Now we are all under suspicion—just some more than others!”—clearly expressing the notion that he did not want to be associated with the known dopers in any way.

Wiggins was rated as being more suspicious than David Miller, Ivan Basso, Daniel Moreno and many others who have all admitted doping in the past and were suspended. Wiggins was also regarded as more suspicious than Lance Armstrong.

The compilation of the list raised many questions as to how the UCI justified the ratings for each rider, and of course subsequently USADA has banned Armstrong and revoked his titles. The current heid blazer of the UCI- Pat McQuaid has previously been accused of being soft on doping and a German newspaper has suggested that he flips his opinion on doping and testing as and when it suits him instead of simply applying a consistent set of rules.

The full report compiled on the Armstrong/US Postal case will be delivered to the UCI in the middle of October and even before seeing it McQuaid and the UCI have decided to take Kimmage to court all these years after he went public about a now established scandal within the sport— a process which will be interesting to watch from the sidelines.

The FTT decision will appear in Mid-October too and the Nimmo Smith enquiry is set for November 13th.

It leaves me back with a hypothetical situation or two to ponder.

When the detail of the FTT report is published together with the detail of all the evidence, and the findings of the Nimmo Smith enquiry are made available for all to consider along with the evidence that the three independent panel members will have considered by that time— will questions start to be asked about how all of this came about and was allowed to go undetected and unchecked in Scottish Football for over a decade?

Will the press reflect on all the articles that were written at the instance of or under the influence of David Murray and wonder just how they were so daft as to repeat what they were told without question or will the Scottish Sporting public have to continue to rely on an anonymous blogger and the likes to ask questions over the internet pages in the hope that someone actually takes them up?

If the SFA were to compile a list of all Scottish Clubs and assess their likelihood to present “doped” financial figures I wonder where “The Rangers Football Club” would appear on that table today and I wonder where Rangers PLC would have appeared in say 2005/2006?

If it is the case that one powerful and influential man such as David Murray, can utilise the services of lawyers and accountants to come up with tax saving schemes and ultra-creative accounting methods to effectively mask the true financial picture of one of the country’s largest football clubs, is it not about time that the SFA employed their own forensic accountants with all the qualifications necessary to scrutinise annual accounts in detail so that they have the fullest information when deciding to grant licenses on behalf of UEFA?

If Campbell Ogilvie is found to have been the author of any of the so called side letters or second contracts, thus instigating and furthering the implementation of EBT payments to any player, can he remain in situ within the SFA?

If it is discovered that certain EBT payments were paid to persons who were not employees of Rangers PLC but who were employed by other companies and organisations, and where these same people have been deemed to be among those who are to be treated as “other service providers” within the meaning of the Rangers PLC accounts—will we ever get to learn what service these same people provided?

Will Rangers Debenture holders, who paid money into the club in the utmost good faith, ever receive any compensation for their loss if BDO pursue the Directors personally in respect of creditors losses? The Debenture holders may be said to be a class of creditor unlike no other in that the Board were empowered with a degree of trust in looking after that investment. The Board appear to be in breach of that trust by way of actions which were designed to enhance them personally on a tax free basis whilst ultimately ensuring that the investments concerned became worthless.

No one wins when rules are not adhered to and complied with in any sport.

And there is no recovery when the wheels eventually come off the bogey………. Or the bike.

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